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1.94sAw, son, you don't need all that junk.
3.1sI'm sure you've already got something much more important--
4.49sa decent home and a loving father who would do anything for you.
3.09sHey, I couldn't afford lunch. Give me a bite of that donut.
2.38s
2.05sGet a load of that quote-unquote Santa.
2.17sI can't believe those kids are falling for it.
2.19sHey, Milhouse, I dare you to sit on his lap.
0.38sOh, yeah ? Well, I dare you to yank his beard off.
4.14sAh, touche.
1.94sI hope you feel better, Santa.
2.49sOh, I will when Mrs. Claus' sisters get outta town.
2.12sThanks for listenin', kid.
1.8s
1.94sHey, Santa, what's shakin', man ?
3.77sWhat's your name, Bart... ner ? Uh, little partner ?
0.4sI'm Bart Simpson. Who the hell are you ?
2.74sI'm jolly Old St. Nick.
2.5sOh, yeah ? We'll just see about that.