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2.55sAnd I love Christmas so much.
2.9sD'oh !
2.28sAll right, children, let me have those letters.
2.82sI'll send them to Santa's workshop at the North Pole.
1.98sOh, please. There's only one fat guy that brings us presents,
1.97sand his name ain't Santa.
3.24sUh-- A pony ?
3.67sOh, Lisa, you've asked for that for the last three years,
3.54sand I keep telling you Santa can't fit a pony into his sleigh.
1.93sCan't you take a hint ?
1.87sBut I really want a pony,
3.54sand I've been really, really good this year. Oh, dear.
2.44sMaybe Bart is a little more realistic.
1.95sA tattoo ?
0.16sA what ?
2.13sYeah ! They're cool, and they last the rest of your life.
2.77sYou will not be getting a tattoo for Christmas.
3.27sYeah. If you want one, you'll have to pay for it out of your own allowance.
0.58sAll right !
0.79sHomer !
0.56s
1.37s"Yello."
2sMarge, please. Who's this ?
1.93sMay I please speak to Marge ?
2.84sThis is her sister, isn't it ? Is Marge there ?
3.4sWho shall I say is calling ? Marge, please.
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