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2.49sIt's almost 9:00. Where's Homer anyway ?
2.95sIt's so typical of the big doofus to spoil it all.
0.42sWhat, Aunt Patty ?
1.87sOh, nothing, dear.
2sI'm just trashing your father.
1.94sWell, I wish you wouldn't...
4.35sbecause aside from the fact that he has the same frailties as all human beings,
1.93she's the only father I have.
2.77sTherefore, he is my model of manhood,
4.39sand my estimation of him will govern the prospects of my adult relationships.
3.67sSo I hope you bear in mind that any knock at him is a knock at me,
4.3sand I'm far too young to defend myself against such onslaughts.
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3.15sMm-hmm. Go watch your cartoon show, dear.
1.92sCome on, Bart.
2.82sKiss the ticket for good luck, not that we need it.
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2.27sHere comes Screwy the mechanical rabbit.
1.57sAnd they're off !
3.17sCome on, Santa's Little Helper ! Come on, dog ! Go, man, go !
3.19sIt's Whirlwind in the lane, and coming up on the left is Quadruped,
2.12sfollowed by Dog O'War and Fido.