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2.65sYou know, One of these days, I'm gonna need the mirror.
3.32sOh, beans! I can't get this spit curl to--
1.67sLois, what-- what day is it?
1sThursday.
3.02sOh, my God! Oh, my God! I'm late!
2.3sIf you spent less time fixing your hair--
1.52sNo, Lois. I'm late late!
1.33sDo we still have that pregnancy test?
1.67sAre you insane?
1.55sYou can't have a baby!
3.19sWell, I don't have a lot of options. I'm Catholic!
2.07sGod, I thought you'd be happy!
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2.5sOh! Oh--oh-Oh, this is just great!
3.34sNow my own wife is forced to cook dinner for her lousy husband?
3.05sPeter, you're my husband! At least you used to be.
3.42sOh, mother, I come bearing a gift. I'll give you a hint.
2.74sIt's in my diaper, and it's not a toaster.
1.12sMeg, can you change Stewie?
0.98sFine.