4.6sif there was a stupid-and-ugly contest, you'd all win!
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1.58sOr lose.
1.33sWhichever is funnier.
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1.57sHey. Hey, Lois.
2.4sWhat do you call a woman who takes forever to cook breakfast?
1.6sI swear to God, Peter!
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1.88sWell, the fat man made a funny.
1.33sI rather enjoyed that.
2.95sYes, yes, Yes. you cook very slowly.
4.34sAs a matter of fact, if you were any slower at cooking, you'd--
3.2sWell, you wouldn't be cooking very fast at all, now, would you?
1.4sThat one wasn't very good.
3.05sPeter, They were laughing at you because it looked like you peed yourself,