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2.82sYou've never had a lot of luck telling jokes.
5.05sOk, Ok, how many dirty, stinkin' apes does it take to screw in a light bulb?
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1.52s3.
2.7sOne dirty, stinkin' ape to screw in the light bulb,
4.35sand 2 dirty, stinkin' apes to throw feces at each other.
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2.69sDon't worry. I G-- I got it under control.
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3.05sHey! Hey, Hey. how about that Viagra, huh?
2.2sYou know what that stuff does, huh?
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0.97sHuh?
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1.62sCome on!
2.27sWhat are you-- What are you people, stupid?
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1.13sAh!
2.18sYou like-- You like a little abuse, huh?
4.39sYeah. Well, you guy--you guys are stupid and ugly.
4.6sif there was a stupid-and-ugly contest, you'd all win!
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1.58sOr lose.
1.33sWhichever is funnier.
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1.57sHey. Hey, Lois.
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