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3.14sI--I guess I'm just old-fashioned that way.
1.05sHi. Welcome to--
1.55sHa, ha, ha, ha. Very funny.
1.47sExcuse me, sir. I haven't even--
1.4sOh! Oh, That one was hilarious!
1.97sThat was even funnier than your first joke!
1.1sHey, put skinny back up there.
1.5sPeter!
1.87sYou think this is easy? You want to come up here and try this?
2.03sI thought you'd never ask.
1.53sUh, Peter, Maybe you shouldn't do this.
2.82sYou've never had a lot of luck telling jokes.
5.05sOk, Ok, how many dirty, stinkin' apes does it take to screw in a light bulb?
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1.52s3.
2.7sOne dirty, stinkin' ape to screw in the light bulb,
4.35sand 2 dirty, stinkin' apes to throw feces at each other.
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2.69sDon't worry. I G-- I got it under control.
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3.05sHey! Hey, Hey. how about that Viagra, huh?
2.2sYou know what that stuff does, huh?
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0.97sHuh?
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1.62sCome on!
2.27sWhat are you-- What are you people, stupid?
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