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1.47sOh, Quagmire.
4.52sYou're what the Spaniards call el terrible.
1.1sWhat are you so upset about?
1.42sI never even knew you liked boats.
1.57sHey--Hey, boating's in my blood.
1.38sEver since my great-grandfather,
2.95sHuck Griffin, rafted down the mighty Mississippi.
1.13sWhat did you just call me?
1.97sI--i--I thought that was your name.
1.03sThat is our word!
1.38sYou've got no right using it!
2.59sHey--hey--hey, I'm cool. I'm cool. No problem.
1.44s
2.57sCould--Could you pass me the oar, N-word Jim?
1.02sThank you.
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1.52s
2.12sAh, this--This comic sucks!
1.33sHe--He couldn't make me laugh,
4.24seven if I was laughing my ass off and he was making me do it. Huh?
2sCome on, Skinny! Make me laugh!
2sPeter, that's a microphone stand.
5.07sOh. Oh, well, Pardon me for thinking a microphone stand in a comedy club should tell a joke or 2.
3.14sI--I guess I'm just old-fashioned that way.
1.05sHi. Welcome to--
1.55sHa, ha, ha, ha. Very funny.
1.47sExcuse me, sir. I haven't even--
1.4sOh! Oh, That one was hilarious!
1.97sThat was even funnier than your first joke!