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5.44sThese wonderful homes on this beautifully secluded island can be yours with almost no strings attached.
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1.2sBeautiful island.
1.55sNothing out of the ordinary here.
3.04sJust beautiful homes and nothing else.
3.15sEach residence has 200 feet of pristine oceanfront.
2.83sNo city noise, no flesh-eating ogres, no pollution.
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3.22sOh, I hate these high-pressure sales situations.
1.54sAw, That's so cute.
4.87sYou're just afraid that because you're a woman you're gonna do something stupid like buy that time-share,
3.69sor not realize your husband taped over our wedding video with softcore cable porn.
1.95sYou taped over our wedding video?
2.67sRelax, Lois. I just taped over the boring stuff.
1.6sThe couple has written their own vows,
1.97swhich they will now recite to each other.
1.52sPeter, I--
4.8sLook, The only reason I got myself arrested was to find out what happened to my sisteR.
1.98sExcuse me, ladies. It's laundry time.
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