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1.4sThat one wasn't very good.
3.05sPeter, They were laughing at you because it looked like you peed yourself,
2.04snot because they liked your jokes.
1.78sWell, Maybe that was part of my act.
1.74sUrine happens to be very edgy.
3.14sBut I guess an unfunny person like you wouldn't understand that.
1.97sOk, ok. I've got it. I've got it.
2.07sIf you cooked any more slowly,
1.9syou wouldn't need an egg timer,
2.2syou'd need an egg calendar!
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1.97sThat's right. I went there.
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2.34sOk, Ok, Ok, Ok. He-- Wait, here's another one.
3sWhy do women have boobs?
2.94sSo you got something to look at while you're talking to 'em!
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1.07sGood one, Peter.
1.27sThat's what they're for, all right.
1.5sAre you telling jokes?
1.4sI love jokes.
2.55sOh, All right. Then you'll love this one. Ok.