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3.42sOh, mother, I come bearing a gift. I'll give you a hint.
2.74sIt's in my diaper, and it's not a toaster.
1.12sMeg, can you change Stewie?
0.98sFine.
1.45sBut this time, if a boy calls,
2.52splease don't tell him I'm wrist deep in poopie.
3.62sHoney, I'm glad you discovered your feminine side.
2.77sBut I didn't want you to forget about mine.
1.25sRemember this?
0.83sHmm?
1.38sRemember?
1.3sOh, my God! That reminds me!
1.83sI gotta give myself a breast exam.
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1.03sUh-oh!
0.93sUh-oh!
3sA lump! A lump! Oh, God! Oh, God!
0.97sNope. Cheeto.
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1.27sH-heh, Lois!
2.3sHow expected.
1.92sHi, Glen. I'm sorry to bother you.
1.33sI-Is this a bad time?
1.9sNever a bad time when you're with the q-Man.
1.63sCome on in.
1.5sWell, as you may have noticed,
3.25sPeter's been acting a little different lately.
2.33sIt was refreshing at first. But now...
2.74sWell, he doesn't even treat me like a woman anymore.
1.67sAh--ah! I know where this is going, Lois!