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1.77sAnd it just got hotter!
1.92sHere, now let me do you.
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1.57sPawtucket Patriot Beer.
2.94sif you buy it, hot women will have sex in your backyard.
2.24sAh, Typical male fantasy.
1.65sWomen drinking beer.
2.63sI guarantee you a man made that commercial.
1.33sOf course a man made it.
1.13sIt's a commercial, lois,
1.88snot a delicious Thanksgiving dinneR.
1.82sDad, we won a boat! We won a boat!
1.67s
3sHoly crap! We did! We won a free freakin' boat!
1.62sDad, nobody gives things away for free.
1.1sThat's not true.
1.85sI know plenty of people who give things away.
2.72sFree Tibet! Free Tibet! Free--
1.75sI'll take it!
0.95s
1.4sHello, China?
1.87sI have something you may want.
1.63sBut it's gonna cost you.
2.94sThat's right. All the tea.
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1.52sI knew there was a catch.
3.22sYou have to sit through one of those awful time-share presentations.