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1.13sWhat did you just call me?
1.97sI--i--I thought that was your name.
1.03sThat is our word!
1.38sYou've got no right using it!
2.59sHey--hey--hey, I'm cool. I'm cool. No problem.
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2.57sCould--Could you pass me the oar, N-word Jim?
1.02sThank you.
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2.12sAh, this--This comic sucks!
1.33sHe--He couldn't make me laugh,
4.24seven if I was laughing my ass off and he was making me do it. Huh?
2sCome on, Skinny! Make me laugh!
2sPeter, that's a microphone stand.
5.07sOh. Oh, well, Pardon me for thinking a microphone stand in a comedy club should tell a joke or 2.
3.14sI--I guess I'm just old-fashioned that way.
1.05sHi. Welcome to--
1.55sHa, ha, ha, ha. Very funny.
1.47sExcuse me, sir. I haven't even--
1.4sOh! Oh, That one was hilarious!
1.97sThat was even funnier than your first joke!
1.1sHey, put skinny back up there.
1.5sPeter!
1.87sYou think this is easy? You want to come up here and try this?
2.03sI thought you'd never ask.
1.53sUh, Peter, Maybe you shouldn't do this.
2.82sYou've never had a lot of luck telling jokes.
5.05sOk, Ok, how many dirty, stinkin' apes does it take to screw in a light bulb?