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2.95sYes, yes, Yes. you cook very slowly.
4.34sAs a matter of fact, if you were any slower at cooking, you'd--
3.2sWell, you wouldn't be cooking very fast at all, now, would you?
1.4sThat one wasn't very good.
3.05sPeter, They were laughing at you because it looked like you peed yourself,
2.04snot because they liked your jokes.
1.78sWell, Maybe that was part of my act.
1.74sUrine happens to be very edgy.
3.14sBut I guess an unfunny person like you wouldn't understand that.
1.97sOk, ok. I've got it. I've got it.
2.07sIf you cooked any more slowly,
1.9syou wouldn't need an egg timer,
2.2syou'd need an egg calendar!
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1.97sThat's right. I went there.
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2.34sOk, Ok, Ok, Ok. He-- Wait, here's another one.
3sWhy do women have boobs?