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1.33sOf course a man made it.
1.13sIt's a commercial, lois,
1.88snot a delicious Thanksgiving dinneR.
1.82sDad, we won a boat! We won a boat!
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3sHoly crap! We did! We won a free freakin' boat!
1.62sDad, nobody gives things away for free.
1.1sThat's not true.
1.85sI know plenty of people who give things away.
2.72sFree Tibet! Free Tibet! Free--
1.75sI'll take it!
0.95s
1.4sHello, China?
1.87sI have something you may want.
1.63sBut it's gonna cost you.
2.94sThat's right. All the tea.
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2.07s
1.52sI knew there was a catch.
3.22sYou have to sit through one of those awful time-share presentations.
1.52sAw, That's a small price to pay.
3.39sI am gonna be the first one on Spooner Street to have his own boat!
2.33sWhoa! All hands on deck! I'm getting a boat!
3.55sHey, Quagmire. I'm also getting a boat, too.
1.58sRight on! Woo!
2.89sI can't wait to get my sea legs! Yeah!
3.27sWell, at least I'll be the fattest guy on Spooner Street to get a boat.
1.87sHey, hey, hey! I'm getting a boat!
3.1sAw, man! Even Della Reese is getting a boat.