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2.18sYou like-- You like a little abuse, huh?
4.39sYeah. Well, you guy--you guys are stupid and ugly.
4.6sif there was a stupid-and-ugly contest, you'd all win!
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1.58sOr lose.
1.33sWhichever is funnier.
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1.57sHey. Hey, Lois.
2.4sWhat do you call a woman who takes forever to cook breakfast?
1.6sI swear to God, Peter!
1.55sYou call her "Lois."
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1.88sWell, the fat man made a funny.
1.33sI rather enjoyed that.
2.95sYes, yes, Yes. you cook very slowly.
4.34sAs a matter of fact, if you were any slower at cooking, you'd--
3.2sWell, you wouldn't be cooking very fast at all, now, would you?
1.4sThat one wasn't very good.
3.05sPeter, They were laughing at you because it looked like you peed yourself,
2.04snot because they liked your jokes.
1.78sWell, Maybe that was part of my act.
1.74sUrine happens to be very edgy.
3.14sBut I guess an unfunny person like you wouldn't understand that.
1.97sOk, ok. I've got it. I've got it.
2.07sIf you cooked any more slowly,