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3.05sHey! Hey, Hey. how about that Viagra, huh?
2.2sYou know what that stuff does, huh?
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0.97sHuh?
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1.62sCome on!
2.27sWhat are you-- What are you people, stupid?
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1.13sAh!
2.18sYou like-- You like a little abuse, huh?
4.39sYeah. Well, you guy--you guys are stupid and ugly.
4.6sif there was a stupid-and-ugly contest, you'd all win!
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1.58sOr lose.
1.33sWhichever is funnier.
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1.57sHey. Hey, Lois.
2.4sWhat do you call a woman who takes forever to cook breakfast?
1.6sI swear to God, Peter!
1.55sYou call her "Lois."
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1.88sWell, the fat man made a funny.
1.33sI rather enjoyed that.
2.95sYes, yes, Yes. you cook very slowly.
4.34sAs a matter of fact, if you were any slower at cooking, you'd--
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