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2.64sWhy won't it start? It just needs some gas.
2.84sWrong again, idiot. There is no gas.
3.54sPetroleum reserves ran dry in 2038.
2.47sGas was an environmental disaster anyway.
1.83sNow we use alternative fuels.
1.65s- Like what?
- Whale oil.
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2.27sBender, lift it up to the can opener.
2.07sOh, no! I'm not going near it.
3sLast time, that magnetic psycho nearly cut my head off.
2.08sOh, right. Plus, the magnet...
2.84sscrews up your inhibition unit and makes you sing folk songs.
3.45sWhat? Who said anything about me secretly wanting to be a folk singer?
2.14sHow ridiculous!
3.64sBender, if you don't open that can right now, your fear will own you.
3.47sAnd nothing that can opener could ever do would be worse than that.
2.84sOkay. Okay. I can do this.
3.49sIt's time to take life by the cans.
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0.41sCome on.