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2.07sOh, no! I'm not going near it.
3sLast time, that magnetic psycho nearly cut my head off.
2.08sOh, right. Plus, the magnet...
2.84sscrews up your inhibition unit and makes you sing folk songs.
3.45sWhat? Who said anything about me secretly wanting to be a folk singer?
2.14sHow ridiculous!
3.64sBender, if you don't open that can right now, your fear will own you.
3.47sAnd nothing that can opener could ever do would be worse than that.
2.84sOkay. Okay. I can do this.
3.49sIt's time to take life by the cans.
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0.41sCome on.
2.21sYou can do it. Go on, you dummy.
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2.89sJimmy crack corn and I don't care
3sJimmy crack corn and I don't care
1.68sOh, no!
3.64sI don't care 'cause the master's gone away
2.74sit's toe-tappingly tragic.
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