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1.07sCut my egg!
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1.03sYour eggs are cut, sir.
0.98sCut my milk!
1.28sI can't, sir. It's liquid.
1.97sImbecile! Freeze it, then cut it!
2.39sIf you question me again, I'll put you on diaper detail.
1.97sAnd I promise, I won't make it easy for you!
4.24sMeg, you're gonna love Newport High. It has a beautiful campus.
2.15sYeah, Filled with beautiful people.
1.72sAnd I'm gonna bag me a rich one.
2.47sMeg, that's a terrible thing to say.
3.22sYou should marry someone you love. That's what I did.
2.49sAnd it got us kicked out of the yacht club.
3.47sOh, You can't be mad at your father for being himself.
3.64sThat's the reason I fell in love with him in the first place.
2.67sAh, He was so different from everyone else.
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6.02sCoco, the day I graduate from Harvard I'm gonna carry you off into the sunset on a white horse.
3.17sIt better be a stretch horse with leather seats and a chauffeur.
1.82sIsn't she a bit of terrific?
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