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2.25sWow, perfect. My work is done.
2.08sBut just for the heck of it, let's try again.
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1.4sMore coffee, madam?
1.98sI can get that, Sebastian.
3.65sTo tell you the truth, we're all a little uncomfortable being waited on.
1.07sCut my egg!
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1.03sYour eggs are cut, sir.
0.98sCut my milk!
1.28sI can't, sir. It's liquid.
1.97sImbecile! Freeze it, then cut it!
2.39sIf you question me again, I'll put you on diaper detail.
1.97sAnd I promise, I won't make it easy for you!
4.24sMeg, you're gonna love Newport High. It has a beautiful campus.
2.15sYeah, Filled with beautiful people.
1.72sAnd I'm gonna bag me a rich one.
2.47sMeg, that's a terrible thing to say.
3.22sYou should marry someone you love. That's what I did.
2.49sAnd it got us kicked out of the yacht club.