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1.53sThis sucks.
4.94sLois' friend "yacht boy" and his lovely wife Caca invited us to some hoity-toity auction tomorrow afternoon.
1.83sI don't want to embarrass her again.
2.43sYou gotta help me. Teach me how to be a gentlemAN.
2sPeter, it's not really that hard.
1.98sLet's start with polite conversation.
2.33sFor example, "It's a pleasure to see you again.
1.37s"Lovely weather we're having."
1.17sNow you try.
1.59sIt's a pleasure to see you again.
6.01sAfter Hogan's Heroes, Bob Crane got his skull crushed in by a friend who videotaped him having rough sex.
1.02sHow's that?
2.25sWow, perfect. My work is done.
2.08sBut just for the heck of it, let's try again.
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1.4sMore coffee, madam?
1.98sI can get that, Sebastian.
3.65sTo tell you the truth, we're all a little uncomfortable being waited on.
1.07sCut my egg!
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1.03sYour eggs are cut, sir.
0.98sCut my milk!
1.28sI can't, sir. It's liquid.
1.97sImbecile! Freeze it, then cut it!
2.39sIf you question me again, I'll put you on diaper detail.
1.97sAnd I promise, I won't make it easy for you!