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1.33sOh, I got a million of them.
2.17sLike this, like uh, my buddy's sister's boss,
2.15she was, uh, drinking with a hooker in this Vegas bar.
0.98sBam! Woke up without his kidney.
2.54sI can't believe they kicked me out of the yacht club.
2.52sI barely had time to stuff Lois' salmon in my jacket.
2.95sFace it, Peter. You have a knack for saying the wrong thing.
4.94sLois' friend "yacht boy" and his lovely wife Caca invited us to some hoity-toity auction tomorrow afternoon.
1.83sI don't want to embarrass her again.
2.43sYou gotta help me. Teach me how to be a gentlemAN.
2sPeter, it's not really that hard.
1.98sLet's start with polite conversation.
2.33sFor example, "It's a pleasure to see you again.
1.37s"Lovely weather we're having."
1.17sNow you try.
1.59sIt's a pleasure to see you again.
6.01sAfter Hogan's Heroes, Bob Crane got his skull crushed in by a friend who videotaped him having rough sex.
2.25sWow, perfect. My work is done.
2.08sBut just for the heck of it, let's try again.
1.4sMore coffee, madam?
1.98sI can get that, Sebastian.
3.65sTo tell you the truth, we're all a little uncomfortable being waited on.