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1.6sDad, that's just an urban legend.
3.02sHand to God. I'm telling you, it was a huge freakin' rat.
1.9s5 times as big as that guy's steak.
3.69sPeter, that rat gets bigger every time you tell this story.
1.33sOh, I got a million of them.
2.17sLike this, like uh, my buddy's sister's boss,
2.15she was, uh, drinking with a hooker in this Vegas bar.
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0.98sBam! Woke up without his kidney.
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2.54sI can't believe they kicked me out of the yacht club.
2.52sI barely had time to stuff Lois' salmon in my jacket.
2.95sFace it, Peter. You have a knack for saying the wrong thing.
1.53sThis sucks.
4.94sLois' friend "yacht boy" and his lovely wife Caca invited us to some hoity-toity auction tomorrow afternoon.
1.83sI don't want to embarrass her again.
2.43sYou gotta help me. Teach me how to be a gentlemAN.
2sPeter, it's not really that hard.