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3.34sSimple. I just offered the people I sold it to double what they paid.
2.33sWhat? But how could you afford that?
3.69sI kept one of those Lincoln pictures and held a little auction of my own.
4.52sThanks to old Honest Abe we have our house back and I learned a valuable lesson.
2.94sIt doesn't matter if your family doesn't think I'm good enough for you.
3.85sThat's right, because all that's important is that I love you.
3.49sNo, because your ancestors were nothing but a bunch of pimps and whores.
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