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3.54sYour Aunt Marguerite is probably laughing at me while she's burning in Hell,
1.45smay she rest in peace.
2.17sShe was right. Everyone was right.
1.68sI'm not good enough for you.
2.4sPeter, I don't care what anyone else thinks.
2.74sAll that matters is that I love you.
1.27sI love you too, Lois.
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2.23sLois, our problems are ovER!
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2.37sOur mansion is historical, all right.
3sCherrywood was America's first presidential whorehouse!
1.48sSee, there's Lincoln...
0.77sGrant...
1sRobert E. Lee.
1.45sThose are fake!
3.59sThey're real. And, FYI, Lincoln had the jungle fever.
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3.89sSo you see, Chubby Franklin lived across the street.
3.77sChubby Franklin would always make a face like this.
4.22sDad, you're not listening. I have a serious problem.
2.69sI got a girl pregnant. What do I do?
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