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1.97sLet me tell ya, This dog's been swimming for days,
1.63sand he stinks like a dead otter.
1.93sPeter, maybe this isn't the place--
1.32sH-h-Hang on, Lois.
2.27sSo the guy take the dog into the vet.
1.53sThe freakin' vet tells him,
2.28sget this, "It's not a dog. It's a rat."
2.67sA big, stinking Mexican rat. True story.
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1.6sDad, that's just an urban legend.
3.02sHand to God. I'm telling you, it was a huge freakin' rat.
1.9s5 times as big as that guy's steak.
3.69sPeter, that rat gets bigger every time you tell this story.
1.33sOh, I got a million of them.
2.17sLike this, like uh, my buddy's sister's boss,
2.15she was, uh, drinking with a hooker in this Vegas bar.
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0.98sBam! Woke up without his kidney.
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2.54sI can't believe they kicked me out of the yacht club.