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4.94sLois' friend "yacht boy" and his lovely wife Caca invited us to some hoity-toity auction tomorrow afternoon.
1.83sI don't want to embarrass her again.
2.43sYou gotta help me. Teach me how to be a gentlemAN.
2sPeter, it's not really that hard.
1.98sLet's start with polite conversation.
2.33sFor example, "It's a pleasure to see you again.
1.37s"Lovely weather we're having."
1.17sNow you try.
1.59sIt's a pleasure to see you again.
6.01sAfter Hogan's Heroes, Bob Crane got his skull crushed in by a friend who videotaped him having rough sex.
1.02sHow's that?
2.25sWow, perfect. My work is done.
2.08sBut just for the heck of it, let's try again.
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1.4sMore coffee, madam?
1.98sI can get that, Sebastian.
3.65sTo tell you the truth, we're all a little uncomfortable being waited on.
1.07sCut my egg!
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1.03sYour eggs are cut, sir.
0.98sCut my milk!
1.28sI can't, sir. It's liquid.