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12.4sIt seems today that all you see is violence in movies and sex on T.V. But where are those good, old-fashioned values on which we used to rely?
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3.04sLucky there's a family guy
3.44sLucky there's a man who'll positively tell you
1.53sall the things that make us
1.67slaugh 'n' cry
4.84sHe's a family guy
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4.94sI say, Mother, this hot dog has been on my plate for a full minute and it hasn't yet cut itself.
1.68sHoney, I'll be right there.
2.04sBy all means, take your time.
1.98sOh, and When you do finally get around to it,
4.35sI'll be the one covered in flies with a belly that protrudes halfway to bloody Boston!
3.04sMom, there is no way I'm sleeping in Chris' room this weekend!
1.57sIt smells like old milk in there!
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