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2.37sOur mansion is historical, all right.
3sCherrywood was America's first presidential whorehouse!
1.48sSee, there's Lincoln...
0.77sGrant...
1sRobert E. Lee.
1.45sThose are fake!
3.59sThey're real. And, FYI, Lincoln had the jungle fever.
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3.89sSo you see, Chubby Franklin lived across the street.
3.77sChubby Franklin would always make a face like this.
4.22sDad, you're not listening. I have a serious problem.
2.69sI got a girl pregnant. What do I do?
3.15sAnd when we saw Chubby Franklin make his face,
2.32swe would all make this face.
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1.83sOh, god! Oh, my God!
3.45sHey, Dad, you never did tell us how you got our house back.