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1.59sOkay, okay.
1.97sShow this gullible turd to his shuttle.
1.33sI'm done with him.
0.93sOh, wait. Let me get a picture.
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1.52sAww, Look at his face.
2.13sHe's trying to figure out if he's in a simulation still.
0.97sAre you, Rick?
1.37sAre you?
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1.19sYou're not.
1.97sOr are you?
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2.94sOh, a-and, by the way, I don't have discolored butthole flaps.
1.37sThat was part of the simulation.
1.09sOh,
1.47sUh, sir, should I cancel that appointment, then?
1.49sYeah! Of course you should!
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1.02sNo, keep it.
1.23sMove it up, actually, if you can,
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1.33sRICK: Hey, Jerry, don't worry about it.
4.26sSo what ifthe most meaningful day of your life was a simulation operating at minimum capacity?
1.4sYou know what, Rick?
2.23sThose guys took you for a ride, too.
2.03sYou should try having a little respect for the dummies ofthe Universe,
1.8snow that you're one of us,