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3.7sAccording to Redbook magazine, what is the speed of light?
2.5sWell, that-- Uh, well, wait.
2.73sUh, do I read from the sheet labeled "jokes" or "answers"?
1.9sOh, for the Lo-- Stop tape!
2.99sMake me center square, Kent. I'm ready. I can handle it.
3.39sDream on, drunkie. Oh, that's it! You're goin' down!
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3.29sStop it, you two! You're making Scratchy cry!
2.42sOh, we've got to stop putting these flavors of the month on.
2.3sFlavor of the month? Me?
3.32sYeah, Homer. You can't just ride one accomplishment forever.
3.04sWhy do you think I stopped acting and became a director?
2.53sI don't know. 'Cause you weren't cute anymore?
3.45sMmm. I'll agree. Circle gets the square. Good night, everyone!
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4.17sNow, before my partner Teller hits the shark-infested water,
2.14sI'll need to borrow someone's crossbow.
0.53sHere! Here!
1.72sI only need one.
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