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2.34sSmelly? Lazy eye? Spiky head?
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2.97sOkay. Class dismissed. Rock on!
0.52sHooray!
3.05sWanna split the birthday cupcakes?
3.32sLive from Shelbyville, it's The Springfield Squares,
3.74sfeaturing our new center square, Homer "Perfect Game" Simpson.
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2.25sHey! Hi, Ron.
2.53sThere's a stairway, dumb-ass!
4.1sOkay. We'll start with our returning champion, Disco Stu!
4.24sDisco Stu's gonna groove up some dough playing tic-tac-toe.
3sStu, we like to downplay the resemblance to tic-tac-toe.
2.92sI can dig it. Hit me with the center square.
0.45sUh, Homer?
2.34sYes, Kent?
3.7sAccording to Redbook magazine, what is the speed of light?
2.5sWell, that-- Uh, well, wait.
2.73sUh, do I read from the sheet labeled "jokes" or "answers"?
1.9sOh, for the Lo-- Stop tape!
2.99sMake me center square, Kent. I'm ready. I can handle it.
3.39sDream on, drunkie. Oh, that's it! You're goin' down!
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