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3.4sYou know, kids, my teachers said I would never amount to anything,
2.5sand until last week they were dead right.
2.92sBut now I've achieved perfection.
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2.34sHmm.
2.75sAny questions? Yes. Bart's weird friend.
0.52sWill you be my dad?
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2.77sYou've got a father. He's just a dud. Next question.
0.65sYes. The girl Bart has a crush on.
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2.27sDo you think I could grow up to be a doctor?
2.15sHey, this was supposed to be about me.
2.44sNow, any other questions? Pumpkin face?
2.07sHeadgear? Chicken pox?
2.34sSmelly? Lazy eye? Spiky head?
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2.97sOkay. Class dismissed. Rock on!
0.52sHooray!
3.05sWanna split the birthday cupcakes?
3.32sLive from Shelbyville, it's The Springfield Squares,
3.74sfeaturing our new center square, Homer "Perfect Game" Simpson.