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2.12sAh.
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2.87sChildren, today's local hero is Homer Simpson.
2.1sYea!
2.2sMr. Simpson bowled a perfect game,
2.67swithout the aid of steroids, crack, angel dust...
4.07sor the other narcotics that are synonymous with pro bowling.
2.25sThank you, Bart's teacher.
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3.4sYou know, kids, my teachers said I would never amount to anything,
2.5sand until last week they were dead right.
2.92sBut now I've achieved perfection.
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2.34sHmm.
2.75sAny questions? Yes. Bart's weird friend.
0.52sWill you be my dad?
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2.77sYou've got a father. He's just a dud. Next question.
0.65sYes. The girl Bart has a crush on.
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2.27sDo you think I could grow up to be a doctor?
2.15sHey, this was supposed to be about me.
2.44sNow, any other questions? Pumpkin face?
2.07sHeadgear? Chicken pox?
2.34sSmelly? Lazy eye? Spiky head?