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2.2sReally? You have children?
1.98sOh, well, look. Here's some money.
4.02sNo. I don't want your pity or your money.
3.2sUsually when you say that, you give the money back.
2.04sI do what now? Yoink!
2.13sListen, boy.
3.04sI was wondering if you could use a little more fatherly attention.
4.09sNo need, Dad. Over the years, I've learned to find father figures wherever I can.
3.19sConstruction workers, the Internet and Nelson here.
4.72sIf you tie a string around your finger real tight, you can make it turn purple.
3.37sI can see I'm not needed here.
3.34sLisa, honey. Do you need any help with your homework?
4.6sSure! You can help me find three words where "Y" is the vowel.
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