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4.19sThat's great. Even big stars take their kids to the zoo.
3.77sWell, it's a different zoo containing animals you've never heard of.
2.69sDaddy, we're missing the Fantastapotamus.
2.4sShe only sings twice a day.
2.92sThat's it! Kids are the answer.
3.02sI'll dedicate my life to my children.
2.2sReally? You have children?
1.98sOh, well, look. Here's some money.
4.02sNo. I don't want your pity or your money.
3.2sUsually when you say that, you give the money back.
2.04sI do what now? Yoink!
2.13sListen, boy.
3.04sI was wondering if you could use a little more fatherly attention.
4.09sNo need, Dad. Over the years, I've learned to find father figures wherever I can.
3.19sConstruction workers, the Internet and Nelson here.
4.72sIf you tie a string around your finger real tight, you can make it turn purple.
3.37sI can see I'm not needed here.