1.38sPeter, what's wrong?
1.28sThat obvious?
2.52sWell, you always do the skull gag when you're depressed.
1.13sTalk to me.
4.57sWell, it's just, i--I've been trying to teach Chris how to be a man, you know?
2.44sFirst, I tried teaching him how to eat an Oreo.
4.54sChris, the way to eat an Oreo is to twist it, pull it apart, and lick it.
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2.07sThen I tried teaching him how to get out of paying a check.
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2.77sUh, Waiter, there's a dead guy in my soup.
2.67sI'm terribly sorry, sir. Of course your soup is gratis.
1.42sThank you.
1.53sNow, your turn.
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