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2.22sIf you were a woman, I'd slug you.
2.77sI'm just saying you should teach him some responsibility.
2.02sAll right, All right. I'll show you responsibility.
3.77sHey, Chris, you are responsible for guarding the camp while we're fishing.
2.15sYou got it, Dad. You can count on me...
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2.05sChris, pay attention. I want you to--
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1.78sAll right, take a deep breath, Stewie.
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3.64sCold! Cold! Ok. Ok. I'm fine. i'm fine.
2.03sAhh.
1.37sTell me, Dr. Hartman,
1.9sdo all the children fall in love with you?
2.57sOh! That's cold. That's cold.
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2.37sHmm. 29 pounds. That's big for your age.
5.36sForgive me for not being one of those anorexic babies from the diaper commercials.
2.3sAll right, little guy, time for your immunizations.
1.27sYou, uh, might want to hold him.
1.52sHold me for what?
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1.02sWhat the deuce?
1.97sOh, I'm sorry, sweetie.
1.15sYahh!
2.22sBack off! Don't come any closer or I'll cut her!
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