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2.44sFirst, I tried teaching him how to eat an Oreo.
4.54sChris, the way to eat an Oreo is to twist it, pull it apart, and lick it.
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1.23sNow, you.
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2.07sThen I tried teaching him how to get out of paying a check.
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2.77sUh, Waiter, there's a dead guy in my soup.
2.67sI'm terribly sorry, sir. Of course your soup is gratis.
1.42sThank you.
1.53sNow, your turn.
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1.97sWaiter, there's a dead guy in my--
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1.87sPeter, you can't force-feed maturity.
1.84sHe needs to learn it on his own.
1.7sWhy don't you get him a job or something?
1.87sWhoa. Freeze-frame!
3.87sThat's it! I can teach Chris responsibility by getting him a job.
2.55sIsn't she great? Now you see why I married her.
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2.47sGo--Go away now. I'm gonna do stuff to her.