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2.1sDear Bart,
2.75sYour friendship during this difficult time will not be forgotten.
2.54sHowever, I've decided to return to the only thing besides school...
2.17sthat has ever given my life meaning--
2.79sI've reenlisted in the United States Army.
3.14sSincerely, Sergeant Seymour Skinner.
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2.1sTable for one.
2.95sOh, you miss your friend, huh? Don't you worry.
2.99sMy cooking, she'll-a cheer you up.
4.67sHey, Salvatore, give-a the ugly kid a plate of the red crap!
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2.47sIt's good to have another combat veteran around here.
2.17sI myself received a number of medals...
3.2sfor securing that Montgomery Ward in Kuwait City.
2.34sMm, yes, Colonel. Now, I understand it'll be my duty...
3.84sto mold the new recruits into a well-disciplined, highly trained infantry unit.
3.04sSure, I guess. Here they come.