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4.6sWell, let me just say I want to put the "stu" back in students.
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4.12sIt's just a damn popularity contest with you kids.
3.27sNow look what you've done, you little freaks!
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2.37sYoung man, your gargantuan cone...
2.67sis making a mockery of our self-serve policy.
2.62sBart, look. It's Principal Skinner,
1.93sand I think he's gone crazy.
3.15sHe's not wearing a suit or tie or anything.
2.67sPrincipal Skinner, um,
2.97sI'm real sorry about my dog getting you fired...
3.82sand biting you and then getting it on with your leg.
2.79sWell, maybe it was for the best.
5.5sNow I-- I finally have time to do what I've always wanted-- write the great American novel.