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0.56sHere's the plan.
3.85sOnce Chalmers comes for his next inspection and sees how crappy the school has gotten,
2.12she'll fire Ned on the spot.
2.75sUh, one question remains: How do I get out of the army?
2.94sNo problemo. just make a pass at your commanding officer.
3.2sDone and done. And I mean done.
2.2sWhat's going on in there?
1.12sNothing.
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2.95sCome on, Chalmie. You fired Skinner for less than this.
3.07sYeah, I did, but Skinner really bugged me.
2.8sBesides, the way America's public schools are sliding,
2.07sthey'll all be this way in a few months.
2.59sI say lay back and enjoy it. It's a hell of a toboggan ride.
2.3sWell, cockilly-doodilly-do, little buddies.
4.2sLet's thank the Lord for another beautiful school day.
4.24sThank the Lor-- Thank the Lord? That sounded like a prayer.
3.37sA prayer! A prayer in a public school!
2.77sGod has no place within these walls,
3.37sjust like facts have no place within organized religion!