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2.8sI'm gonna do everything a redneck is supposed to do.
4.74sThis is going to be more painful to watch than when he ate half a Fudgsicle in one bite.
1.63sOh, boy! A Fudgsicle!
1.74sChris, what happened to the couch?
4.2sDad dragged it out on the lawn because he said, "That's what rednecks do!"
2.2sHey, Meg, come here. Have a seat.
2.1sDad, what are you doing?
1.5sMeg, I'm a redneck,
4.87swhich means I'm about to do something to you that you'll not remember until you're 40.
4.5s(MEG SCREAMING) Meg, come back here. I meant sex.
4.57sMAN ON TV: We now return to Carl Sagan's Cosmos, edited for rednecks.
3.24sI'm Carl Sagan. Just how old is our planet?