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12.38sHot diggity, dog ziggity Boom, what you do to me It's so new to me, what you do to me Hot diggity, dog ziggity Holy shit! We are fucking smoking now, huh?
2.5sHey, there, son, mind if I have a seat?
1.8sYou look like you got something on your mind.
3.24sWho the hell am I kidding? I don't deserve to be a pilot.
1.53sI've let everybody down.
2.07s- Did you do the best you could?
3sI was gonna, but I ended up getting laid instead.
2.6sThat reminds me of a guy you might have heard of,
4sJohn Holmes, the greatest porn star who ever lived.
1.53sYou know what he once said?
3.17sHe said, "You know, I've got a 13-inch penis,
4s"and Glenn Quagmire is the best damn pilot I've ever seen."
1.97sJohn Holmes said that?
7.27sYou bet he did, right before he died a very painful AIDS-related death from having unprotected sex with so many people.