2.03sMy friends are on that plane. They're all gonna die.
3.04sWhat? Oh, no! And that's not the worst part.
4.87sHere's the condom I said I put on. Aren't I just the worst?
1.1sGood evening, I'm Tom Tucker.
1.27sAnd I'm Diane Simmons.
2.17sMore trouble in the skies over Quahog tonight,
3.07sas a Transnational jet is apparently out of control.