1.17sHugh Hefner?
1.8sYou look like you got something on your mind.
3.24sWho the hell am I kidding? I don't deserve to be a pilot.
1.53sI've let everybody down.
2.07s- Did you do the best you could?
- No.
3sI was gonna, but I ended up getting laid instead.
2.6sThat reminds me of a guy you might have heard of,
4sJohn Holmes, the greatest porn star who ever lived.