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1.74sChris, what happened to the couch?
4.2sDad dragged it out on the lawn because he said, "That's what rednecks do!"
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2.2sHey, Meg, come here. Have a seat.
1.43s(YAWNS)
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2.1sDad, what are you doing?
1.5sMeg, I'm a redneck,
4.87swhich means I'm about to do something to you that you'll not remember until you're 40.
4.5s(MEG SCREAMING) Meg, come back here. I meant sex.
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4.57sMAN ON TV: We now return to Carl Sagan's Cosmos, edited for rednecks.
3.24sI'm Carl Sagan. Just how old is our planet?
1.63sScientists believe it's four...
2.53sMAN: Hundreds and hundreds of years old.
2.9sScientists have determined that the universe was created by...
3.34sGod.