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2.8sYeah, you did a terrible job as my nurse.
2.07sYou make your doo-doos, Joe? Shut up.
2.37sYou make your doo-doos? I said, shut up.
1.47sThere's no doo-doos today.
2.14sI'm pretty sure I smell doo-doos.
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1.13sUh-oh.
2.24sWhat's that in there?
3.57sDoo-doos! They're stinky!
4.57s(GROANS) Quagmire, how would you like to help me commit suicide?
2.03sAnd then I got that job on the Starship Enterprise.
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4.3sDude, you gotta introduce me to that black chick.
4.5sGuys, the only thing I know how to do is fly a plane. That's what I was born for.
2.57sAnd I'll never be happy unless I can do it again.
4.5sThen that's the only answer. Somehow we've gotta get Quagmire his job back.
2.87sFellows, I think I have an idea.
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3.4sOkay, guys, let's go over the plan one more time.
3.8sPETER: Quagmire will pose as an airline passenger on the 6:00 fight to New York.
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