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3sNow here's how it would have looked if the plane had crashed into a school for bunnies,
3.8sbut one passenger had survived, gone home and mercilessly beat his wife.
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7.27s(BUNNIES SQUEAKING) I'm alive! But, boy, am I angry! Someone's gonna have to pay for this.
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6.51sWhy? Why? Is this because I overcooked the roast?
4.04sPowerful stuff. You would have to be made of stone not to feel saddened by that.
2.4sBoy, Quagmire, I'm really sorry they fired you.
2.07sI feel like this is partially my fault.
4.94sNo, Peter, it's perfectly normal to siphon jet fuel from an active runway with the intention of flying a pickup truck.
3.17sLook, I know I caused a lot of trouble, but my redneck days are over.
2.54sNo more crotch shots of me getting out of a car.
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2.04sWell, what are you gonna do now, Quagmire?
3.3sHey, it's all right, I got enough in my savings until I find another job.